College Outtakes

Tidbits from Sophomore Year Journal:
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“I have nightmares about the weatherman not knowing the weather …
And my parents running away from home.”

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John’s friend learned he was about to fail out of Carnegie Mellon.
He marched into the Dean’s office.

“This,” he said, “is the worst run country club I’ve ever been in!”

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Late Night Return to Two Sets of Bunk Beds:

“Mo-Mo?”
“Yeah?”
“Is the bed spinning?”
“Yes.”
“Good.  I thought I was imagining things.”

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“Grace?”
“Yeah?”
“Is the bed spinning?”
“No. You’re imagining things.”
“You’re not on our bed!”

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