My husband came home with a new car.  Nothing too pretentious — a metallic red sedan. It’s the first brand new vehicle he’s had in his possession since approximately the late ’90s. He’s already taken it to the car wash.

I said, “John, it’s only been a week.”

He said, “But the cat walked on the roof.”


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